🛩️ If Bobby Were Human, He’d Be… a Disaster With a Pilot’s License🐾

(But one you’d totally trust with your heart. And your snacks.)

We recently sat down with Bobby the Corgi, Coolpaws+’s beloved brand mascot and full-time professional goofball. Dressed in his signature aviator goggles and a suspiciously clean red bowtie (we’re pretty sure he licked it clean himself), Bobby was ready to answer the question on everyone’s mind:
“If Bobby were human… who would he be?”
Let’s just say… he has a lot of thoughts.

☕ How would you start your morning if you were human?

Bobby:
“Easy. I’d wake up at 6:03 AM no alarm needed - I am the alarm. Then I’d sprint around the house twice, knock over a laundry basket, and demand breakfast like I saved the world.
After that? Coffee. Extra whipped cream. And maybe a sausage. Actually, two. Better make it three.”

 ✈️ What job would you have?

Bobby:
“I’m a pilot, obviously. Do I have a license? No. Do I need one? Also no.
I navigate life by sniff. If it smells like chicken, I follow. If it smells like trouble, I investigate. If it smells like Lucky’s perfume… I roll in it and pretend I don’t know how it got there.”

 🎵 What music do you listen to in the cockpit?

Bobby:
“‘Eye of the Tiger’ on repeat. Followed by the Scooby-Doo theme song. Loud. Windows down. Ears flapping like I’m about to take off.”

🎒 What’s one item you’d never leave behind?

Bobby:
“My plane. Duh.
Also a half-eaten biscuit I buried in 2022 behind the couch. I’m still convinced it’ll age like fine cheese.”

 🧠 How would your friends describe you?

Bobby:
“Short. Loud. Unreasonably confident.
They say I bark first, think later. Which is true. But they also say I give the best cuddles. I bark, zoom, crash into walls, then snuggle like I’ve never committed a single crime. Balance, baby.”

🗣️ Any life advice for other pets?

Bobby:
“Never trust a vacuum. Always trust your gut - especially if it tells you there’s food on the floor.
And don’t be afraid to be ridiculous. I once got stuck in a hoodie sleeve for 45 minutes. Best nap I ever had.”

🐾 More Than a Dog. Less Than a Human. Exactly Bobby.

At Coolpaws+, Bobby isn’t just a character. He’s a lifestyle. A legend. A snack-powered menace wrapped in fluff and charm.
Want more Bobby? Of course you do.

🛬 Stay tuned for more of his adventures - only at Coolpaws+. Just… maybe don’t let him near the cockpit.

P.S. Know a dog with Bobby energy? Zoomies at 3AM? Thinks every package that arrives is for them?

🎁 Tag us - we’ll induct them into the official Coolpaws+ Chaos Club!